Jokes from the Back Seat: Humor for Kids! by JoBo JoBo

Some Jokes

It was so cold in the barn that the cows gave ice cream.

Dogs can't take X-rays, but cat scan.

Q: What do you find on a tiny beach?

A: Microwaves.

I would tell you the "288 joke," but it's too gross. V1 A woman walked into a doctor's office with food smeared all over her face and vegetables stuck in her hair. The doctor said, "I can see you're not eating well."

A cockroach left his home from behind the refrigerator and went west. Now he has a home on the range. V2

You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.

Q: What did one eye say to the other?

A: Between you and me, something smells.

I like elevator jokes ... They work on so many levels.

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

The home appliance store hired a chicken as a salesperson. After a few weeks, they found they were losing money. It turns out it was a free-range chicken.

The Mona Lisa was accused of theft. But the police thought she was framed. V3

Atom1: "I think I'm missing an electron."

Atom 2: "Are you sure?"

Atom 1: "I'm positive." V4 A suburban farmer gave up raising chickens because he felt cooped up.

A mechanic came into a doctor's office and said, "Last night I dreamed I was a muffler, and I woke up exhausted."

JoBo loves to joke and quip. He lives in Pennsylvania and loves his family, especially his grandchildren. He hopes this book will entertain the kids in your life.

• Binding: Paperback
• Pub Date: March 01, 2019
• Physical Info: 0.4" H x 7.0" L x 4.5" W (0.18 lbs) 128 pages
• Ages: 7 to 12 years